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♪ In a world where
Only cats were living ♪

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♪ Where the heroes ran
In short supply ♪

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♪ To a land so harsh
And unforgiving ♪

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♪ Rode a hero,
The Blazing Samurai ♪

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♪ When one town was
Found to be in danger ♪

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♪ From the evil-doers
Dropping by ♪

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♪ Who appeared? That brave,
And mighty stranger ♪

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♪ To save the day came
The Blazing Samurai ♪

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♪ Sent by the shogun
With arrows and blowgun ♪

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♪ His nunchucks
Could poke out an eye ♪

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♪ Trained in Bushido
The samurai's creedo ♪

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♪ He mastered Aikido ♪

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♪ He really was one
Awesome guy ♪

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♪ He was legend with
His sword a-swingin' ♪

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♪ Villains feared his
Fearsome battle cry ♪

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♪ Conquered hate with justice
He was bringing ♪

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♪ He took a stand
To save the land ♪

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♪ Praise the Blazing Samurai ♪

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Where did that come from?

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The title department!

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Yah!

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That blue should
be more blue, blue.

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Huh? Oh!

24
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- That's wrong.
- Ahh!

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You can't climb
those. Start again.

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Do you like these?

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- No!
- Ahh!

28
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How's everything coming along?

29
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The Shogun is coming
to visit in one week.

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Everyone knows
he's trying to decide

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who his successor will be.

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And if I have anything
to do with it, it'll be me.

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I've spared no expense making
this the grandest palace in the land.

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Imported mice to chase,

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fine couches to ruin.

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I even got first and second
largest balls of yarn in the world.

37
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My, you have big balls.

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And the crown
jewel of the palace,

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my state-of-the-art bathroom.

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Behold, the future!

41
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I call it the Super Bowl.

42
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Because that's what
it is, a super bowl!

43
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Impressive.

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I hope the Shogun thinks so.

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The only thing left to
solve is our little problem.

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- Kakamucho?
- Precisely.

47
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What do you do
when you're a landlord

48
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and you have tenants
you really hate?

49
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You evict them.

50
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But the town's been there
for thousands of years.

51
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I give you an order and
you give me facts? Really?

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The only fact I'm interested
in is that that hairball of a town

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is ruining my magnificent view.

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We've got to wipe
them off the map in order

55
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to make this palace
absolutely perfect.

56
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But what about the Samurai
that's there to protect them?

57
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Just get rid of their samurai!

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The fraidy cats will follow.

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But make sure it can't
be traced back to me.

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Bandits!

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You warn the others,
I'll get the samurai.

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Stranger danger!
Stranger danger!

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- Stranger danger!
- What?

64
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- Stranger danger!
- Huh?

65
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Stranger danger!
Stranger danger!

66
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Mr Samurai, Mr Samurai!

67
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Bad cats are coming.
We need your help!

68
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I've got this. I know
exactly what to do.

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Samurai! We're coming for you!

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Bring it on, bandits!

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Yah!

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Ah! Oh no! Ah!

73
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I know these events look dire,

74
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but we must stand on
our own four legs and fight.

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This is our home.

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It is the sacred place
where our kittens were born,

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and where we will one
day join our ancestors.

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In a shoebox buried
behind the garage.

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Dr Katz, you have
something to say?

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No, I just got a hairball.

81
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What we need is a samurai.

82
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We still can't
find the last one.

83
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We even put up posters.

84
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What we need is a new samurai!

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- Not it! - Not it!
- Not it! - Not it!

86
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No! Think!

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Where did we get
our old samurai?

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Samurais-R-Us?

89
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No! From the Shogun!

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So, why don't we ask the
Shogun to send us a new one?

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OK, I've got it.

92
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Why don't we ask the Shogun
to send us a new one? Eh?

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Work, work, work. Let's see...
what's on the agenda today?

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Cat fights on the western front.

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Cat scratch fever
breaking out in the east.

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What's this? Our sacred
soil has been soiled by a dog

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who crossed the border?

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Probably a border collie.

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Fortunately he's
been apprehended.

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Oh well, you break the
law, you pay the price.

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It's not personal,
it's just business.

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And you know what they say,

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there's no business
like Shogun business.

104
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Well, spit it out!

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An urgent tweet from Kakamucho.

106
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Hmm...

107
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"Bandits ravaging village. Stop.

108
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We need a new samurai. Stop.

109
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This reign of terror
has to stop. Stop."

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OK, tell them I'll send
someone right away.

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Marmalade, Marmalade,
I need to make a call.

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Get me what's-his-name.

113
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I have Ika Chu on line two.

114
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Oh, good, good.
Very good, yes, yes.

115
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- Pika Chu, how's it going?
- Pika Chu, how's it going?

116
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- Peek-a-boo, how's it going?
- Peek-a-who, how's it going?

117
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Peek a you Baby poo.

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- Coo-ca roo.
- Scooby Doo.

119
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Slappy do.

120
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How's it going?

121
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Pika Chu, how's it going?

122
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It's Ika Chu, my
divine fabulousness.

123
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I'm so excited and grateful
that you will hon our me

124
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with your presence for the
unveiling of my latest creation.

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I promise to amaze you.

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Listen, I gave you a call
'cause I just got this urgent

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appeal from the
town of Kakamucho.

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Seems they've been
set upon by bandits!

129
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Can't have ordinary law-abiding
cats terrorized, can we?

130
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Of course we can't,
your worshipfulness.

131
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Well, I promised 'em
we'd send a new samurai,

132
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and I'm putting you in
charge of it, Nike Shoe.

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Oh sir, I'm so
excited and grateful...

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Good, good. And don't
forget, I'll be there next week

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to see my new palace.

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Looking forward to you
knocking my socks off!

137
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Hey, I'm going to have to put
you on hold. Here, hold this.

138
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No, no, no!

139
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Oh, this could ruin everything.

140
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Send a new samurai to Kakamucho?

141
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I just got rid of the last one!

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I have to do what the
Shogun says, but...

143
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in a way that will benefit me!

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Yes, that's it! I
need a new plan.

145
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But what can that plan be?

146
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Why am I asking you?

147
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Alright, get up. It's time.

148
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Here, this is for you.

149
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- Oh, what's that for?
- Oh, that.

150
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That's for your execution.

151
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What?! But I haven't done
anything! Wh... I don't understand.

152
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You came to this
country illegally.

153
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It's strictly "no dogs allowed".

154
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Didn't you know? Cats hate dogs.

155
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Wait, but dogs are lovable.
How could you hate a dog?

156
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My dad hated dogs and
that's good enough for me.

157
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It's not really based on logic.

158
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It just feels right
to hate, you know?

159
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Hey, makes sense to me.

160
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Now severing number one.

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Number one.

162
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Number one.

163
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I don't wanna!

164
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What? I don't want to do that,

165
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I don't want to go up there.

166
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- Okay then. You don't have to.
- Really? Thank you!

167
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Of course! I mean,
what are we, barbarians?

168
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Archers!

169
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I'm trying to think up here!

170
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I know you've got a
lot of prisoners to kill,

171
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but please, can
you keep it down?

172
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Sorry! Yeah, thank you!

173
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:03,960
Huh?

174
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,960
There he goes!

175
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Yah!

176
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,440
Hey, can't we
just talk this out?

177
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I don't speak dog!

178
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But wait, we're
communicating right now.

179
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- No, we're not!
- You just understood me.

180
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,520
No, I didn't.

181
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You should never have come
here, dog! You don't belong!

182
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There he is!

183
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Phew!

184
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Dog-gone it!

185
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Plan... plan...

186
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What I need... Yes!

187
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I'll send the worst
samurai in the entire world,

188
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and he'll do a terrible job.

189
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But where do you look
for something truly bad?

190
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,520
Wait! Please!

191
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I only came to your country
to learn to be a samurai!

192
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As if a dog could
ever become a Samurai. Pft. Never!

193
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A dog. A dog! Huh!

194
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Hold your fire!

195
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,120
Aww...

196
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Nice save.

197
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Always happy to lend a hand.

198
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,520
Hi, there! Who's a good dog?

199
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,160
Yeah, who's a good
dog, who's a good dog?

200
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Does this mean you're
not going to kill me?

201
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On the contrary!

202
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Let's talk about what
you can do for me.

203
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,880
I am offering to make you the
new samurai of Kakamucho.

204
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,280
- Kakamucho? What's that?
- In the way.

205
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,720
But that's not as
important as you are

206
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at this lucky, lucky moment.

207
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,120
Are you sure I'm ready
to defend an entire town?

208
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,640
Maybe I should start
out as a mall samurai or...

209
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,040
What?!

210
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,280
No, no!

211
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,160
Time to get my new
samurai to Kakamucho

212
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,400
so he can hurry
up and die-eeve...

213
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,440
Dive... right in!

214
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,440
Whoa, uh...

215
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,240
So do I get a...
badge or a certificate

216
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:14,240
or you know,
something official-like?

217
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,720
Huh?

218
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,240
There you
go, makes it all official.

219
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,280
Wow! A samurai cup.

220
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,920
Yes, they've all got one.
Just show that around.

221
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,520
"Wow, he's got a
cup! He's a samurai!

222
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,120
We better do what he says."

223
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,720
Well, better get going.

224
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,040
That town isn't
gonna samurai itself.

225
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,680
But I don't know
where I'm going!

226
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,560
Don't worry, the horse knows.

227
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,720
He's got GPS!

228
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,960
Giddy up... Positioning System!

229
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,720
Why are you sending the
dog to defend Kakamucho?

230
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They will kill him.

231
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,760
And the orphanage said
you would never speak.

232
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,760
Yes, they will kill him.

233
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,800
And killing an
official samurai...

234
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,520
Why, that's against the law!

235
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,920
I would have to
arrest all of them.

236
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,960
And that would leave no
one in the town where I want...

237
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,400
no one.

238
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,840
You did know
where we were going.

239
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,720
It's the latest thing.
It's called a gun.

240
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,920
- Is it dangerous?
- Don't be silly.

241
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,720
Guns don't kill cats.
Cars and curiosity kill cats.

242
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,800
- What's a car?
- Careful, you're being curious.

243
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,160
He's coming, he's coming!

244
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,800
Ya!

245
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,680
There he is! The new samurai!

246
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,280
The new samurai is a d...

247
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,400
He's a what?

248
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,960
The new samurai is a d...

249
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,520
The new samurai is a dong?

250
00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,160
"Welcome to Kakamucho."

251
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,040
Whew! Okay, here goes nothing.

252
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,640
Welcoming committee?
Maybe this won't be so bad.

253
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,560
OK, first day on the job.
Make eye contact, smile...

254
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,040
It's a dog! He's going
to ruin everything!

255
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,360
Let's kill him before
the new samurai arrives!

256
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,600
Sic him!

257
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,560
Whoa! Oof!

258
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,200
Get him! Tear him up!

259
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,760
Sit!

260
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,200
Now that's what I call
"woking" the dog!

261
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,240
Yeah, 'cause she hit
that dog with a wok!

262
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,160
Uh, is he dead?

263
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,600
Hey, hey, see if he has
any snacks in his pockets.

264
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,520
Oh, it's a trick!

265
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,240
- He's playing dead! Bad doggy!
- Dang it!

266
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,600
- Sic him!
- Wait, wait.

267
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,518
- Can we just talk for one minute?
- Shut up, dog!

268
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,960
I am the new samurai! I
am! Look, here's my cup!

269
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,040
Let him have it!

270
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,240
Stop!

271
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,960
He is the new samurai!

272
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,680
It says he's been appointed
by the Shogun himself!

273
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,600
Well that is... Wow.

274
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,920
I did not see that coming.

275
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,160
Give me that! You must
be confused, little girl.

276
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,520
Ugh! Well, this is
certainly disappointing.

277
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,640
What is?

278
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,400
I can't read.

279
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,720
She's right. It's official.

280
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,360
So, we cannot kill him?

281
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,400
- Yeah, no.
- Aww!

282
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,920
Yeah, I know, I know,
we're all disappointed.

283
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,520
But we can still
hate him, right?

284
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,240
- Absolutely.
- Yay!

285
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,920
You are, number one, not a cat.

286
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,960
Number two, you are a
dog, so that goes back

287
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,080
to you not being a cat.
And C, you are definitely

288
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,400
not a samurai,
because you are a dog,

289
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,200
and that goes back
to you not being a cat!

290
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,920
Go back where you
came from, car chaser!

291
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,760
- Again!
- What's a car?

292
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,200
Stop being curious!
You'll kill us all!

293
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,560
Hi?

294
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,680
Hi.

295
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,080
Are you really a dog?

296
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,560
Yes. I am a dog.

297
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,840
- Told you.
- Hmm mm!

298
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,600
I didn't know dogs
could be samurai.

299
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,160
Well, they can, and I...

300
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,320
Wait, why not?

301
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,080
- Your sword's on backwards.
- No it's not, actually.

302
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,480
Is it?

303
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,040
Do you know how
this is supposed to go?

304
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,040
I know a few things
about samuraiing.

305
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,840
Fair enough. How
about I deputize you

306
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,640
as my official assistant?

307
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,800
Bad dog! Don't talk to him!

308
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,280
Did you touch him?

309
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,320
Time to use our hand sanitizers.

310
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,080
No! No! No! Dog gammit!

311
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,080
What kind of a world do we live
in where good and upright citizens

312
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,000
can't be counted on to kill someone
just because they look different?!

313
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,360
We could try beating
them up again.

314
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,600
Only problem is they
still have a samurai.

315
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,280
You're kidding me,
right? He's a Labradork.

316
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,600
Put his tail between his
legs and let's finish this!

317
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,640
OK, here goes nothing.

318
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,920
Ooh!

319
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,080
Ooh!

320
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,920
Ow!

321
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,680
Wow.

322
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,000
Excellent!

323
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,840
That's right, I'm a samurai now!

324
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,080
Take that! Take that!

325
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,560
Oh, yeah!

326
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,400
Whoa! Oof!

327
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,080
How about a little nip?

328
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,320
A little catnip?

329
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,120
Um, I don't think I...

330
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,600
Fine, more for me.

331
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,760
Who are you?

332
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,440
My friends call me Jimbo.

333
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,760
And since I have no friends...

334
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,120
I guess... you can
call me Jimbo too.

335
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,600
I guess that works either way.

336
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,920
Well, Jimbo, I'm Hank,

337
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,920
and I'm the new samurai.

338
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,720
New samurai, huh?

339
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,280
You know your
sword's on backwards?

340
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,000
Oh, and I suppose you know
everything because you're a samurai?

341
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,280
Well, I know you're not.

342
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,560
Why? Because I'm a dog?

343
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,520
No. Because you're an idiot.

344
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,920
No real samurai would be
caught dead wearing that.

345
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,920
Is that a bathrobe? You
get that from a hotel?

346
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,160
You're not a samurai, are you?

347
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,120
I know, right? I'm not!

348
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,160
I came here to
learn to be a samurai,

349
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,120
and then I got this
job, but I don't have

350
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,880
the slightest idea
what I'm doing.

351
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,240
Hey, is there a book? You
know, an instruction manual,

352
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,040
like "How to be a Samurai"?

353
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,638
- You mean "Samurai For Dummies"?
- Yes!

354
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,880
No! That would be dumb.

355
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,640
Ow, ow, ow!

356
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,080
OK, that hurts! OK, ow! Ah!

357
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,520
Ow!

358
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,200
Pffff!

359
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,920
You better get out there.

360
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,920
It's samurai time...

361
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,640
and you're the samurai, right?

362
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,560
Uh... it looks a little
dangerous out there.

363
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,440
Oh, yeah. Dangerous.
That's NWA out there.

364
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,400
Ninjas With Attitude.

365
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,040
But you go
ahead. It'll be great.

366
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,080
You are the samurai!

367
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,320
Oh, look at that. It's
that mean old lady.

368
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,800
Yes, it is.

369
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,040
- Now, I have to...
- Yes, you do.

370
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,638
- Maybe I can just go talk to them.
- Yeah!

371
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,438
- You know, work this out.
- You should do that.

372
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,040
- I will!
- You go reason with them.

373
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,720
Uh...

374
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,120
Excuse me?

375
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,760
Excuse me, please.

376
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,240
Excuse me!

377
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,560
Get lost, dog. This
is cat business.

378
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,360
Don't listen to him, you
guys are doing a great job!

379
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,160
Sword's still on the wrong side.

380
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,200
My eyes are up here.

381
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,600
Oh, right in the eye!

382
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,960
Interesting choice, using your
face to block those punches.

383
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,680
- I wouldn't have considered that.
- Yeah, well what do you know?

384
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,560
Enough not to
get my butt kicked.

385
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,480
I gotta get some
samurai training.

386
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,640
Oh, I don't think
training can help you.

387
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,680
It couldn't hurt! What
am I supposed to do?

388
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,520
If I were you, I would
consider going home.

389
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,000
Maybe being a lap dog.

390
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,800
- I can't leave.
- Sure you can!

391
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,960
I've got nowhere else to go!

392
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,920
It took everything I
had to come here.

393
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,760
Then it's "Hey, get shot full
of arrows or take this job",

394
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,280
so here I am! I've got to
make this samurai thing work!

395
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,240
I have to. But first,
I need to learn.

396
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,040
Sounds like you need a mentor.

397
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,800
Dog breath?

398
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,200
Not Mentos!

399
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,560
Mentor! A teacher! To
take you under his wing!

400
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,880
Teach you all he
knows, that kind of thing.

401
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,480
That's exactly what I need.

402
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,520
Perhaps a once-great samurai

403
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,880
who has fallen on hard
times and maybe could use

404
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,080
some help himself. But
where would I find one?

405
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,640
Hey, it's you!

406
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,400
What? Get outta here!
Who even made that?

407
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,040
Don't believe
everything you read.

408
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,960
This is traditionally
the place in a movie

409
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,120
where the hero meets
his big opportunity!

410
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,160
You're my guy. C'mon, train me!

411
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,520
- But you're a dog.
- Is that that what's bothering you?

412
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,880
There's a lot about
you that's bothering me.

413
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,760
Like, for instance,
how you got here.

414
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,120
It wasn't easy, that's for sure.

415
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,240
<i>I had to cross impassable seas,</i>

416
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,480
<i>unclimbable mountains,</i>

417
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,760
<i>and really nasty
midtown traffic.</i>

418
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,440
But why do you
want to be a samurai?

419
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,680
I was always the runt.
Everybody always picked on me.

420
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,840
<i>I lived in a bad neighbourhood
in a bad part of town</i>

421
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,680
<i>full of bad dogs.</i>

422
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,560
<i>But this day,
something awesome happened.</i>

423
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,200
<i>He moved almost faster
than your eye could see.</i>

424
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,320
Oh!

425
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,680
Whoa! Ahh!

426
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,040
<i>And then he was gone.</i>

427
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,680
<i>A Samurai in a strange
land took the time to help...</i>

428
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,640
me.

429
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,200
That's why I came here.

430
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,080
To learn to be just like him.

431
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,720
I even kept his sword.

432
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,680
I've been wondering
where that went. Thank you!

433
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,240
Wait a minute.
That's your sword?

434
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,120
Then that means you're...

435
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,640
I don't want to talk about it.

436
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,920
But... will you train me?

437
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,960
- Nope.
- Why? Because you're so busy?

438
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,040
No. Because you're so brainless.

439
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,920
Argh! But I showed you my movie!

440
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,120
The whole flashback
thing! I don't believe it!

441
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,600
Ugh, I'm outta here.

442
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,440
And I never want
to see you again.

443
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,480
Ugh!

444
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,080
You! How much did you hear?

445
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,880
Samurai Hank needs your help.

446
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,600
Are you not bound by your
Samurai Oath to help him?

447
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,320
You mean the one that says I
can't turn my back on those in need?

448
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,120
Yeah, that one.

449
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,360
No.

450
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,400
Maybe.

451
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,520
That's not what...

452
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:33,280
Stupid oath!

453
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,800
The cuteness is
strong with this one.

454
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,760
What's this?

455
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,640
It is a contract between a
student, you, and a teacher, me.

456
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,360
Uh, why do we need a contract?

457
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,280
Because at this moment,
it would be so nice

458
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,720
if I weren't here.

459
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,240
And if you break this
contract, I won't be.

460
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,200
Besides, it's very
straightforward.

461
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,920
You swear to be
brave, hon our able,

462
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,600
protect those in
need, not seek glory,

463
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,240
finish what you started,
and always obey your master.

464
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,800
- The Samurai Oath!
- Yes.

465
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,000
And if you break it, our contract
is broken and you go home.

466
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,960
OK, should I have my
attorney look at this...

467
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,320
We don't have that kind
of time. Now sign here.

468
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,200
- Defend yourself!
- What...

469
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,880
What am I supposed
to do with a stick?

470
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,840
It is not so
important what you do,

471
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,240
as it is important that
you do something.

472
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,400
A warrior has cat-like
reflexes. I'm not a cat, I'm a dog!

473
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,160
Nobody's perfect.

474
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,040
Ouch!

475
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,480
Ahh!

476
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,840
Wait! That music!

477
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,840
Hey, this is the training
montage, isn't it?

478
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,118
Hey, can't we just skip ahead
to the part where I'm good?

479
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,040
No! This is my favourite part.

480
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,760
The part where you suffer.

481
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,880
Cross the river.
Any way you can.

482
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,600
To a cat, nothing
is unclimbable.

483
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,480
Did I mention I wasn't a cat?

484
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,440
Just make it to the
other side of the wall,

485
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,640
then you will be ready.

486
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,800
Wanna gimme a hand?

487
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,440
Very funny... ahh!

488
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,920
Don't forget to land on your...

489
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,080
feet.

490
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,800
Whoa!

491
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,400
Nope.

492
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,120
Nope.

493
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,520
Ha!

494
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,240
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

495
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,800
Haha... Nope!

496
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,520
Huh?

497
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,520
Ha!

498
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,720
I'm starting to think you
don't know what you're doing.

499
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,600
I know exactly what I'm doing.

500
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,000
I'm talking about training.

501
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,560
You said you could
make me a samurai.

502
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,200
I can <i>make</i> you a pizza.

503
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,680
But I cannot make
<i>YOU</i> into anything.

504
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,920
That power is
only within yourself.

505
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,000
You said you would help me.
Not just whack me with stuff!

506
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,720
I've been whacked my whole
life. That's why I came here!

507
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,440
To learn to be a samurai!

508
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,480
Mmm... You want glory.

509
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,400
You know nothing of
being a true samurai.

510
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,040
I'm starting to think
you don't either!

511
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,840
And you know what? I don't even
believe you are a real samurai! Ha!

512
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,960
So, what happened to you?

513
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,920
How did you go from being a
samurai to a washed up loser

514
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,720
who drinks too much catnip,

515
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,840
has an obvious weight problem,

516
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,200
no real friends to speak
of, is pre-diabetic...

517
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,680
That's enough!

518
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,440
There was a time I
was chief bodyguard

519
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,320
of a very important official
named Toshiro Tyfune.

520
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,440
He was a real cool cat,
with greatness ahead of him.

521
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,158
- Is this a flashback?
- Don't interrupt me.

522
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,720
If it's a flashback
try the projector,

523
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,318
- it really brings the thing to life.
- I don't need the projector.

524
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,280
It's an old-fashioned
remembering, now stop interrupting!

525
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,920
We had been summoned
to a <i>meeting late one night.</i>

526
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,560
<i>It was all very mysterious.</i>

527
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,400
<i>Just didn't feel right.</i>

528
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,680
It's an ambush, get down!

529
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,480
Ahh!

530
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,760
Happy birthday?

531
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,760
<i>I not only ruined the
biggest night</i> of his life,

532
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,800
I spayed and
neutered his in-laws.

533
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,880
I broke my Samurai Oath.

534
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,720
I was shamed.

535
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,760
That's why I left.

536
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,320
I'll make you a deal.
We'll help each other.

537
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,880
Not helpful.

538
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,960
Today, we begin something new.

539
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,560
I have learned I cannot
teach a dog to be a cat.

540
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,240
What I must do is teach
a dog to be a better dog.

541
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,280
What's that?

542
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,640
The blindfold is
to help you focus.

543
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,360
Ah. Now, listen.

544
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,320
- Tell me what you hear.
- I hear you talking...

545
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,360
- and moving.
- Good.

546
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,440
I hear a bird.

547
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,480
- That's it.
- I smell flowers, actually.

548
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,040
Dogs have a keen sense of
smell and excellent hearing.

549
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,080
I hear a dragonfly.

550
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,400
I smell wood burning.

551
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,520
I smell tea brewing.

552
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,120
Hey, are you making nachos?

553
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,240
'Cause someone
just cut the cheese.

554
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,280
Lesson over. Well done.

555
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,080
<i>In battle as in life...</i>

556
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,720
<i>a samurai strives to
maintain his balance.</i>

557
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,760
Ha! Oh!

558
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,680
And always defeats
strength with smart.

559
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,520
I can dig it!

560
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,480
You must control your
fear, or fear will control you.

561
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:18,120
It is a dance in which a samurai
controls his space and his body.

562
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,480
Ah!

563
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,800
- Whoa!
- What are you learning?

564
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,120
I don't like sticks as
much as I used to?

565
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,840
What are you learning in here?

566
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,240
It's not the size of
the dog in the fight,

567
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,000
it's the size of
the fight in the...

568
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,680
No! It <i>IS</i> the size of
the dog in the fight!

569
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,320
A big dog has fewer
problems. Let me demonstrate.

570
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,640
Hold this.

571
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,400
See? That wouldn't
happen to a big dog!

572
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,040
We're still behind schedule!

573
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,720
The Shogun will be
here within three days!

574
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,800
Oops.

575
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,640
Ahh!

576
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,640
I'm surrounded by
imbeciles, complete morons.

577
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,360
It must be so hard for you,

578
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,920
the patience and
kindness that you show.

579
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,600
Ohga, don't take this
the wrong way, okay?

580
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:30,120
But you are a total failure
and a major disappointment.

581
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,238
- No of fence.
- None taken.

582
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,280
Constructive criticism
is always welcome...

583
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:37,560
Shh. I didn't expect much of
you, and you still disappointed me.

584
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,280
Listen, the cats of Kakamucho

585
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,080
are no closer to leaving
than when we started.

586
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,760
If you can't get the job done,

587
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,360
perhaps it's time for
a real professional.

588
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,320
Send in the beast!

589
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,320
Now get out.

590
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,800
Ooh!

591
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,800
Hmm...

592
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:02,080
Ahh!

593
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,080
Ommm!

594
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,480
Ugh! Do you mind?

595
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,160
You're harshing my mellow.

596
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,600
Oh, sorry.

597
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,320
- Teach me something!
- How about patience?

598
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,200
Come on, teach me anything!

599
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,520
Seriously, let's do
this! I'm ready for it.

600
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,840
- How about these?
- You're not ready for those.

601
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,360
How hard could it be? Yah! Hwah!

602
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,720
- Ow!
- Samurai Hank!

603
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,760
- Sumo is in town!
- What's a sumo?

604
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,520
He's a giant. Samurai Hank,
you have to do something!

605
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,699
Right.

606
00:37:02,701 --> 00:37:06,240
Oh-ho no! No,
no, no, no, no way!

607
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,280
You are not ready,
not even close.

608
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,520
- Okay, then we'll go together.
- No, no, no! Not my job.

609
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,120
Not my fight, and
you are not prepared.

610
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,440
So, is someone going
to do something?!

611
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,000
Yeah, is someone
gonna do something?

612
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,600
No, someone's not!

613
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,200
Ugh!

614
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,640
You know, she's gonna go over there.

615
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,480
Not my student. Not my problem.

616
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,680
Sword!

617
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,920
Ahh!

618
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,360
Hi-yah!

619
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,160
Ha!

620
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,720
Ahh!

621
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,360
Hi-yah!

622
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,920
Ahh!

623
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,680
Ha!

624
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,160
What are you doing? I had him!

625
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,240
I know you did, but
this is kinda my job. Ugh!

626
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,280
I could totally take that guy!

627
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,320
You should know that
I am a highly trained,

628
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,200
mostly trained warrior,

629
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,120
skilled in the ways of
karate and swordplay

630
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,360
as well as musical theater.

631
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,600
In your own best interest,
you should surrender...

632
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,320
You're under arrest! Ha!

633
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,920
Wait! Uh, you've got
something on your...

634
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,360
Ahh!

635
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,640
Sumo have edamame bean on face.

636
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,680
Sumo very allergic.

637
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,560
- So, we're all good then?
- Ha!

638
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,560
Jimbo?

639
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,720
Is your plan to let him
hit you until he gets tired?

640
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,760
- Maybe.
- Bold plan.

641
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,360
Ah, here he comes!

642
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,560
♪ You can do it ♪

643
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,040
♪ You've got this... ♪

644
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,960
♪ ..Don't give up now ♪

645
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
♪ You can win ♪

646
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,960
You wanted to be a
samurai. Fun, isn't it?

647
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Go get 'em!

648
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,640
You can do it, Hank!

649
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,760
♪ Stand your ground ♪

650
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,320
Ahh!

651
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:03,640
Hoo-ah!

652
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,840
♪ You can do it ♪

653
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,680
♪ You've got this ♪

654
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,400
He's told you his weakness.

655
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,920
Remember, you defeat
strength with smart.

656
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,720
Now get back out there!

657
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,429
Ahh!

658
00:40:19,431 --> 00:40:21,440
♪ Don't give up ♪

659
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,080
Head in the game, Hank!

660
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,720
Ahh!

661
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,440
♪ Don't give up now ♪

662
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,040
♪ You can win ♪

663
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,800
♪ Stand your ground ♪

664
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,240
♪ 'Til the end ♪

665
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,280
Huh?

666
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,480
Yeah!

667
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,400
That just happened!
I'm a bad dog!

668
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,120
Did you see what I just
did there? It was beautiful!

669
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,640
Mm-hmm, and I would
say congratulations,

670
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,920
but since you're already
doing that yourself...

671
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,000
let's get him to a doctor.

672
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,040
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely. Gotta do that.

673
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,040
I might have really hurt
him, I mean, look at him!

674
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,040
Yah!

675
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,600
Yah!

676
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,560
Hmm...

677
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,120
Did that hurt?

678
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,240
Didn't feel a thing.

679
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,720
- What about that?
- Hmm... nope.

680
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,760
Huh? Uh...

681
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,520
Hey, listen. Sorry I
had to do all this to you.

682
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,840
Sometimes I'm surprised
by my own strength.

683
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,480
There's a new
sheriff in town, alright?

684
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,280
Better not let me catch you
breaking the law again, you feel me?

685
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,440
- You're free to go.
- No one ever beat Sumo before.

686
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,640
No one ever nice before.

687
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,520
Now have feelings for Hank.

688
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,360
Sumo want to live in
Kakamucho with Hank.

689
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,600
Well, who doesn't?
Safe town like this one

690
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,800
with great law enforcement? Ow!

691
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,240
Psst! It's for you.

692
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,640
I wanted to say thank
you for defeating Sumo.

693
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,800
- And you are welcome.
- Only one thing...

694
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,160
We can never talk on the
street or anything like that.

695
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,440
You know, just wouldn't
look right, you being a...

696
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,160
- you know.
- Yeah. I gotcha.

697
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,680
Here!

698
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,480
Thank... you.
You're Chuck, right?

699
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,000
Mmm, no...

700
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,320
Chuck! We have to go!

701
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,840
I have to go.

702
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,880
Samurai Hank?

703
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,200
We wanted to give you something.

704
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,640
We?

705
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,960
So... your mom wanted
to throw me a bone?

706
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
No. My mom said
to hand it to you.

707
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,760
- Now, why would she do that?
- Well, if I threw it,

708
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,640
it might get on the
ground all dirty and icky.

709
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,320
No, what I meant is why would
she want to give me something?

710
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,040
To thank you for
saving our town.

711
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,040
You are the best dog
samurai I have ever seen.

712
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,960
I am the only dog samurai
you have ever seen.

713
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,880
But I gotta say,
you're kinda right.

714
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,200
I am mighty impressive,
as far as samurais go.

715
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,160
Are you all finished?
'Cause it's getting late,

716
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,080
and samurai needs his sleep.

717
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,720
Really looks like things are
turning around for me, eh?

718
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,960
You got lucky, kid. Don't
let it go to your head.

719
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,400
Luck? Please...

720
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,360
I should be registered
as a lethal weapon.

721
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,920
Pride goeth before a fall.

722
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,360
What do you mean,
your ninjas are afraid?

723
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,800
Um... since that
dog defeated Sumo,

724
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,160
- none of my cats want to...
- The Shogun will be here

725
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,800
in two days! I don't care
if your ninja are afraid,

726
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,360
take them down to
that road block of a town

727
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,320
and really, just, ugh!

728
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,680
- You know what I've done?
- Your hair and a catty-pedi?

729
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,720
Yes, but no.

730
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,320
I've outsmarted my own
self by employing that dog.

731
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,320
Oh, nice. Me likey.

732
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,320
The problem with the good
citizens of Kakamucho is...

733
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,760
there are too many good
citizens in Kakamucho.

734
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,800
It's time to take care
of this mutt myself

735
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,600
Me!

736
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,360
Ugh.

737
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,720
Sumo, like butterfly
that was once caterpillar,

738
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,200
fly like dandy-lion.

739
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,280
It's a hat.

740
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,720
- And this one's a boat!
- That is really good!

741
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,680
Oops, that was the
hat. What did you make?

742
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,240
A swan.

743
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,800
And some other stuff.

744
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,400
Oh wow, that's amazing.

745
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,560
You can make anything
out of folded paper.

746
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,440
- Alright, make me a sandwich.
- It's not a sandwich, but here...

747
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,000
I made you something.

748
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,920
For good luck.

749
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,000
It looks like me.

750
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,120
It will always remind
you of who you are.

751
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,600
Who you are? Let's
concentrate on who you are not!

752
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,320
And that would be a samurai!

753
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,800
Come on, Jimbo. We're
just enjoying a beautiful day.

754
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,400
The sun is shining,
birds are singing.

755
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,400
And besides, I deserve a
break for taking care of Sumo.

756
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,680
I mean, just look at him.

757
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,760
Butterfly, aww!

758
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,320
That's just the point,

759
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,640
you have one little itsy-bitsy,
tiny weeny bite of success...

760
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,278
- I'm sorry, tiny what?
- Tiny what, what?

761
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,280
- What?
- What?

762
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,280
What?

763
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,360
The point is, this is
no time for celebrating!

764
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,920
It's time to double your
efforts and train even harder!

765
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,320
Now, get to it!

766
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,400
Hank! My brawling,
battling hero!

767
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,200
Oh, sorry. I'm not
bothering you. Am I?

768
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,438
No, no, no, I was just, you
know, getting a work out in.

769
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,880
Sure. Very impressive,

770
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,840
you defeating Sumo, oh, wow!

771
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,360
- Aw, it was nothing.
- Ah, sure it was...

772
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,880
nothing. Anyway, I came here

773
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,800
to invite you out on
the town to celebrate.

774
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,600
Tonight, I'm taking you

775
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,800
to the most exclusive
club in the country.

776
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,960
Even the members
aren't allowed in.

777
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,320
Wow! Thank you!
But I can't go, I...

778
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,600
I promised my teacher I'd
stay focused on my training.

779
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,400
Right. Sounds like
your teacher is someone

780
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,680
who's unhappy and wants
everyone else to be unhappy too.

781
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,080
You know? Do you like
fun? You like fun, don't you?

782
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,960
Of course I like
fun! Fun is so fun!

783
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,240
Fun is fun, isn't it?
The clue is in the word.

784
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,600
Drive! Bye! See
you later! Have fun.

785
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,840
It's just one night.
It's not a big deal.

786
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,280
It is a big deal.

787
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,200
It's the only deal.

788
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,678
You committed to
me to go to the end,

789
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,240
and I did the same for you.

790
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,720
You are breaking your word.

791
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,280
I am not breaking my word.

792
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,160
We can start training
again tomorrow.

793
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,440
But tonight, I'm going to
have some fun with my boss.

794
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,640
- I am your boss.
- What?

795
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,320
I am your boss!

796
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,720
- My boss?
- I tell you what to do,

797
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,840
and you do it.

798
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,520
I thought you were my friend.

799
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,640
I am your teacher. Your mentor.

800
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,560
As I told you when we
met, I am not your friend!

801
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,400
A Samurai has only
duty, not friends!

802
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,640
Not my friend? Well,
that just sounds sad.

803
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,760
Like someone who is unhappy
and wants everyone else

804
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,000
to be unhappy too!

805
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,760
Well, I don't want to be unhappy!
I'm gonna go have some fun.

806
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,960
I hope you succeed
in having fun,

807
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,720
because you have
failed in everything else.

808
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,600
You know a lot about
failure, don't you?

809
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,880
I defeated the unbeatable Sumo
in battle and saved the town!

810
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,720
You can't even get
a birthday party right.

811
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,760
Don't wait up.

812
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,280
Bow and Wow. This
place is awesome.

813
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,080
Where are you going?

814
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,480
- Um... end of the line?
- Are you kidding?

815
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,600
Hank, don't you get it?
There are no lines for you.

816
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,480
You are Samurai Hank,
the hero of Kakamucho!

817
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,120
Oh, my God! That's Samurai
Hank! The Hero of Kakamucho!

818
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,480
VIP? What's that mean?

819
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,640
V-I-P. Very important pooch.

820
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,760
- After you.
- I-I don't have any ID.

821
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,880
You have something better
than ID, you have celebrity!

822
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,160
Wait!

823
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,600
Can I have your autograph, Hank?

824
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,400
Um... sure?

825
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,520
Now this is what being
a top dog is all about.

826
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,720
Private table, Hank?
Dog treat, Hank?

827
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,160
Scratch behind your ears, Hank?

828
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,440
Oh, my God! Can we
take a picture with you?

829
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,720
You look hot. Who
licks your hair?

830
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,800
Thank you, Hank!

831
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,680
You're my favourite samurai!

832
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,640
Is it everything I promised?

833
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,000
Don't get me wrong,
this is all so fantastic.

834
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,080
It's just... You don't think that
I'm being a glory-seeker, do you?

835
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,680
Hank, never miss an opportunity
to pat yourself on the back.

836
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,200
Ahh! Heeyyyy!

837
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,520
And there's no other place I
would rather you be tonight!

838
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,830
♪ Gangnam style ♪

839
00:50:04,832 --> 00:50:06,760
You ready? Let's do this!

840
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,800
Yah!

841
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,200
Ahh!

842
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,040
♪ Oppa Gangnam Style ♪

843
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,400
The ninjas are
here! Samurai Hank!

844
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,440
The ninjas are... right here!

845
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,880
Ahh!

846
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,920
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

847
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,400
Good job. Well done.

848
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,240
Autograph, lovely touch.
There, little bonus for you.

849
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,040
Thank You. Thank you.
Good job. Well done.

850
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,720
Jimbo.

851
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,120
Yo, Jimbo?! Jimbo, you're OK?

852
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,320
What happened here?

853
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,440
The ninjas showed
up again last night.

854
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,520
And where were you?
Having fun with your boss.

855
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,960
- What about you?
- I failed my oath for the last time.

856
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,520
Where's my sword?

857
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,960
Right.

858
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,120
They've taken Sumo
to the fortress dungeon,

859
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,960
and now I'm going
to get him back.

860
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,360
I'll go with you. We're both
samurai, and that's what we...

861
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,080
You are not samurai!

862
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,560
You were a selfish idiot.

863
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,160
Today, you are nothing.

864
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,760
You just don't want to
admit that I beat Sumo.

865
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,560
You never... Do you
really believe that?

866
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,760
Edamame was responsible
for your greatest victory.

867
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,320
Edamame? What
does that have to do...

868
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,760
I failed to teach, and
you failed to learn.

869
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,040
I've learned a lot from you.

870
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,760
Like when things get tough, you
can hide at the bottom of a bottle.

871
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,680
I'm sorry, Jimbo,
I-I didn't mean that.

872
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,760
Jimbo, you're on
the horse backwards.

873
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,560
Goodbye, Dog.

874
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,880
See you, Cat.

875
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,520
Where were you, great samurai?!

876
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,480
Hey, thanks for nothing!

877
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,560
'Cause guess what?
You did nothing!

878
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,080
And I'm thanking
you sarcastically!

879
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,680
Good, I'm outta here.

880
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,680
Going to get on the
first boat and get home.

881
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,120
That's right. Go!

882
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,000
- Emiko...
- Go back home!

883
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,240
Maybe my mom was right.
Maybe dogs can't be samurai!

884
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,440
♪ Maybe I'm not meant to be ♪

885
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,920
♪ The hero you've been ♪

886
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,200
♪ Looking for ♪

887
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,160
♪ I did my best to try to be ♪

888
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,720
♪ Now I'm walking out ♪

889
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,560
♪ Your front door ♪

890
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,880
♪ In a world so big
With a dream so tall ♪

891
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,840
♪ It's a hard comedown
It's a lonely fall ♪

892
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,320
♪ To the bottom ♪

893
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,360
♪ And I'm staring at the walls ♪

894
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,560
♪ Now the words don't sing
Like they used to do ♪

895
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,320
♪ And the sun don't shine
Like it did on you ♪

896
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,480
♪ Darling, if you miss me
At all ♪

897
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,920
♪ Why did you believe in me ♪

898
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,040
♪ Pass me the ball
And think that ♪

899
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,960
♪ I could score ♪

900
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,960
♪ In a world so big
With a dream so tall ♪

901
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,640
♪ It's a hard comedown
It's a lonely fall ♪

902
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,280
♪ To the bottom ♪

903
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,000
♪ If you're missing me At all ♪

904
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,880
♪ I'll see you again ♪

905
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:58,600
♪ When I close my eyes... ♪

906
00:54:58,640 --> 00:54:59,920
♪ ..I know ♪

907
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:02,840
♪ You didn't have
A happy ending ♪

908
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:08,000
♪ Even though we said goodbye ♪

909
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:13,560
♪ I couldn't forget you
If I tried ♪

910
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:18,800
♪ I couldn't forget you
If I tried ♪

911
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:24,800
♪ I couldn't forget you
If I tried ♪

912
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:29,600
♪ I couldn't forget you
If I tried ♪

913
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,800
"It will always
remind you of who you are".

914
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:05,520
Ahh! What are you doing here?

915
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,760
I couldn't help
myself. I'm a dog.

916
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,400
That makes me loyal.

917
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,000
So, I'm here to
make things right.

918
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,280
You really think you
can just come back here

919
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,720
and that makes everything, okay?

920
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,760
As a matter of
fact, I do. I'm back!

921
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,800
- You should be happy!
- Well, I'm not.

922
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,438
And you might as well turn around
and go back where you came from.

923
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,760
I'm not going anywhere!

924
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,480
Sumo is in there, and I'm not
leaving until we get him out!

925
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,160
We can resolve
our differences later.

926
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,440
What now?

927
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,360
You defeat strength with smart.

928
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,080
Somebody taught me that.

929
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,200
Um... do you have any ideas?

930
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:39,800
Ahh!

931
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:40,840
This is smart?

932
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,960
Ahhhh!

933
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,520
Watch your back!

934
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,560
You do care!

935
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,600
Only about saving Sumo.

936
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,560
You, I could do without.

937
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,520
Woo!

938
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,880
Now what?

939
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,720
We have to figure out a way in.

940
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,200
- Pretty good idea, huh?
- Stop wagging your tail.

941
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:17,400
I didn't say it was a good
idea, I just said it doesn't suck.

942
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,920
Ugh...

943
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,960
Alright, genius. Which way?

944
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,680
To the left.

945
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,360
What do you got?

946
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,080
Got a D.O.G. who's D.O.A.

947
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,800
Want to get him
out of sight P.D.Q.

948
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,240
A.S.A.P. Huh? OK.

949
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,520
I'm not even a
full-time security guard!

950
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,120
I'm just a temp! Ooh!

951
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,880
Let's roll, Fido.

952
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:51,520
OK...

953
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,640
Now this could be difficult
and might take a while.

954
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,440
So, let's split up.
I'll take the areas

955
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,720
to the north and west.
You go south and east.

956
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,680
Let's try to be
methodical about this.

957
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,360
There could be thousands of
cells here and this could take hours,

958
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,720
maybe days.

959
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,200
He's right over here.

960
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,520
Hey, Sumo! We're
here to save you.

961
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,640
Guess we should
have stolen some keys.

962
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,280
Stand back.

963
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,360
Well, at least you tried.

964
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,800
Doggie door.

965
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,160
Ah, complication in the
"saving him" department.

966
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,960
Hank, no need to save Sumo.

967
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,520
Sumo's just prawn
in ocean of life.

968
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,960
Of course we have to
save you! You're our friend.

969
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,400
Friends?

970
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,960
Sumo overcome with emotion!

971
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:44,960
While I appreciate the bro-fest,

972
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,320
we should probably
get out of here.

973
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,920
Wait a second, I've
gotta mark my territory.

974
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,680
- We don't have time for that!
- But... It's a dog thing.

975
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,440
I want them to know I was here!
I even had asparagus last night.

976
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,280
We don't have time! We
have to get back to Kakamucho!

977
00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,880
And when we get
there, what's the plan?

978
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:02,680
At this moment, it is not so
important what we do. As it is...

979
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,798
- important that we do something.
- ..Important that we do something.

980
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,000
Not sure yet what
that something is.

981
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,040
Shh!

982
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,560
Huh?

983
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,880
Remember, fear
is only in your mind!

984
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,720
And a little bit in my kimono.

985
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,320
Jimbo!

986
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,520
Jimbo! No! Both of
you, get out of here.

987
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,640
- What about you?
- Don't worry about me.

988
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,400
You have to get
back to Kakamucho.

989
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,800
But we're a team.

990
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,320
No. I have to do this,

991
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,840
and there is no team in "I".

992
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,760
But there is an "I" in samurai!

993
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,240
Ahh!

994
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,680
No!

995
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,800
You can't die!

996
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,720
Our issues aren't resolved yet!

997
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,960
Heimlich maneuver.

998
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,520
Oh... You saved my life!

999
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,000
But you touched me, ugh!

1000
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,840
If that ever happens
again, let me die. Okay?

1001
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,480
- Now, what is it?
- The prisoner escaped.

1002
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,520
Ah, you let the big cat
out of the bag, didn't you?

1003
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,520
Of course you did. Right, Okay!

1004
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,040
Now, someone is
going to pay for this.

1005
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,560
I'm not saying who, but probably
someone very, very stupid.

1006
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,200
Do you know what a
scapegoat is, Ohga?

1007
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:33,760
No, but if there's a
goat around here,

1008
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,760
I will have him
arrested immediately.

1009
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,800
Ugh. Brainless. Absolute...

1010
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,680
And that goes for all of you.

1011
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,280
Anyway, never mind.

1012
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,880
Um, I already have another
plan progressing nicely.

1013
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,280
A much bigger plan with even
more deadly consequences.

1014
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:49,320
Ugh!

1015
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,840
My lord, pardon the intrusion!

1016
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,160
- Ugh, what is it?
- It's the super bowl!

1017
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,480
It's overflowing!

1018
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,640
Oh! Jiggle the handle!
Jiggle the handle!

1019
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,480
Where's everyone going?

1020
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,560
Emiko! What's going on?!

1021
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,640
Emiko!? Emiko!

1022
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,480
Look at this. Have
you read this?

1023
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,680
- No.
- Well, would you read it to me?

1024
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,000
"Help wanted. Vicious killers
for the destruction of Kakamucho."

1025
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,560
"Prior criminal record a must.
An equal opportunity employer."

1026
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,078
Can't you see that this is just
the last act of a desperate cat?

1027
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,440
We don't care if it's the
first act of <i>Mamma Mia!</i>

1028
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,120
We're leaving before
that army gets here!

1029
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,800
Right, how are we doing?

1030
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,720
Let's see... cut-throats, good.

1031
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,600
Bounty hunters, desperadoes,
biker gangs, excellent.

1032
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,000
Mugs, thugs, nitwits,
dimwits, mobsters,

1033
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,920
muggers, bushwhackers,
hornswagglers, serial killers,

1034
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,560
studio executives, wow!

1035
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,600
It looks like
everyone's here. Great.

1036
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:10,680
What about him?

1037
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,760
Well, yes, he is scary. But
in the wrong way. Arrest him.

1038
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,480
Wait! Wait! Please, hear me out.

1039
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,560
You all need to know something!

1040
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,320
In a heroic effort
to protect your town,

1041
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,200
today we lost... Jimbo.

1042
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,040
No! No, not Jimbo!

1043
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,920
- Who's Jimbo?
- I don't know.

1044
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,640
- Didn't he date your sister?
- No, that was Gumbo.

1045
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,880
Why did you even come
back? We're leaving, Hank.

1046
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,320
We're all gonna start
new lives somewhere else.

1047
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,360
Sure. Go. After
all, you're cats.

1048
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,400
You've got nine lives, right?

1049
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,640
But I'm a dog! I have one life.

1050
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:59,480
And the best thing that
happened to me, in this one life...

1051
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:00,920
is this town.

1052
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,160
You had faith in me.

1053
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,600
You trusted me.

1054
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,480
And I want to earn
that trust back so bad,

1055
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,840
I'm willing to lay my
one life down for your...

1056
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,040
Uh, let's see,

1057
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:15,760
247 times 9. Um, carry the 5.

1058
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,640
2,223.

1059
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,560
- 2,000...?
- 223.

1060
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,840
Yeah, right. Now,
what do you say?

1061
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,440
Life is short.

1062
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,360
And this movie is
only 85 minutes long,

1063
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,920
not including end credits,
so we have to hurry!

1064
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,440
If we're gonna save this
town, we have to find a way

1065
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,240
beyond judging
each other strictly on...

1066
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,960
labels, like dog and cat!

1067
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:38,160
Together, we can
get past all that.

1068
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,720
We can all be better...

1069
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,440
together!

1070
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,280
Shh...

1071
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,880
It's a metaphor. Saying
we are all the same.

1072
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:55,080
Look different on the outside,
but we can choose for ourselves

1073
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,560
what our insides look like.

1074
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,240
See now, the big guy
makes a lot of sense.

1075
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,520
Right? So Sumo,
what do we do now?

1076
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,720
So what do we do?

1077
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:06,840
Well, step one:

1078
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:10,720
We need to destroy their
lines of communication.

1079
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,600
I've cut the telephone line!

1080
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,720
Step two. Someone taught me...

1081
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,840
that we can make
anything out of folded paper.

1082
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:24,920
Hmm... How's everyone
doing? Feeling evil, yeah?

1083
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,640
Don't be stingy with the
poison on those arrows.

1084
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,440
Everyone get plenty to eat?
You can't crush the innocent

1085
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,440
on an empty stomach, can ya?

1086
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:36,840
Enjoy the entree, because
dessert is death and destruction.

1087
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:42,120
Who knew an evil army could
go through so many beans?

1088
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,040
Right. Assemble the troops.

1089
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,120
Hmm?

1090
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,520
Ah, the smell of
victory in the air!

1091
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,280
Go! Go, my terrible army!

1092
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:26,400
Go to Kakamucho!
And do your worst!

1093
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,960
Oh, and don't forget,

1094
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,320
save your receipts!

1095
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,640
The signal. They're coming!

1096
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,800
They're coming!

1097
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,640
It's showtime! Alright,
everyone knows what to do!

1098
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,080
This is the best bit, isn't it?

1099
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,320
Waiting for the
death and destruc...

1100
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,600
Nah, the best bit is the
death and destruction.

1101
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,160
This is the second-best bit.

1102
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:11,520
Kakamucho is
going out of business.

1103
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,920
Everything must go!

1104
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:20,160
Ah, yes, go team go!

1105
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,680
They're falling for it!
They're falling for it!

1106
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,120
Ichiro!

1107
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,320
- I'm right here.
- You're up.

1108
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:41,000
"One, you gotta account
for elevation and wind."

1109
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,480
And two...

1110
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:45,120
- you gotta watch for birds".
- Whoops!

1111
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,280
- Hey, bird got in the way.
- Just try again.

1112
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,760
I only had the one bullet.

1113
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,920
What are we going to do?!
They'll find out any minute

1114
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,520
that we folded them a fake town!

1115
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:55,640
Ha!

1116
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,480
We've been tricked!

1117
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,280
Oh, my...

1118
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,400
Huh?

1119
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,400
Time to clean up this
town! Let's go get 'em!

1120
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,080
Ha!

1121
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,000
Ahh!

1122
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:15,840
Ha!

1123
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,640
Hi-yah!

1124
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,840
Way to go, Emiko! Woo!

1125
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,040
Mom, you're embarrassing me!

1126
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,800
Huh?

1127
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,640
Sit!

1128
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:41,880
It's the Shogun!

1129
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,400
What was that?!

1130
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:49,960
Now that's a car!

1131
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,960
My magnificence!

1132
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,760
What in the wide, wide world
of sports is going on here?

1133
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,640
That's him! That's
the trouble making dog

1134
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,320
that started all of
this! Arrest that dog!

1135
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:01,760
- Arrest the dog!
- Yes!

1136
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,640
Oh!

1137
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,400
Ouch! Oh, come on!

1138
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,480
Ohga! Take care of him!

1139
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,520
Is he sick?

1140
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:13,640
No, you simpleminded
twit! Finish him!

1141
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:14,680
Yah!

1142
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,000
What the mother father
cocker spaniel's going on here?!

1143
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,360
Jimbo. You're alive!

1144
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:30,000
- So that's Jimbo!
- See, he did date your sister!

1145
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:34,720
Okay, Okay. That's enough.
Down, boy.

1146
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,000
Jimbo? Is that you?

1147
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,000
Toshi?

1148
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,720
You... are the Shogun?

1149
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:44,000
Yeah, sure! It took years to
work my way up through the ranks,

1150
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,440
but look at me now!

1151
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:47,160
What happened to you?

1152
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,840
I was shamed, my lord.

1153
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,400
I am so, so sorry.

1154
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:52,600
I ruined your birthday.

1155
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:55,960
Are you kidding? Best
birthday party I ever had.

1156
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,480
Most surprise
parties are so boring!

1157
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:01,200
But that year, that
was a real surprise.

1158
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:05,120
I tell that story all the time,
always brings the house down!

1159
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,600
And... the stuff
with your in-laws?

1160
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,440
My in-laws? Oh, please,
don't get me started.

1161
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,080
In-laws you don't pick.

1162
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,760
Friends, you choose. And
you, Jimbo, are my friend.

1163
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,000
So, you forgive me?

1164
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,080
Forgiven, forgotten, no biggie.

1165
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:22,040
Hey, life's short. Like
me. Let's move on!

1166
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,080
So, what's up with the dog?

1167
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:27,640
That "dog" was
defending Kakamucho.

1168
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:31,480
A dog defending the town? Why?

1169
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,480
Because Lord Ika here
was trying to get rid of it.

1170
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,878
Don't believe him. I was just
trying to get rid of that dog!

1171
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:39,160
You see? Nike Shoe was
only trying to get rid of the dog.

1172
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,960
But sir, that dog isn't
what you think he is.

1173
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,160
He isn't? I'm not following you.

1174
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:47,400
- Can someone else explain this?
- Allow me...

1175
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:48,838
Ika Chu wanted
to get rid of the dog

1176
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,600
because he was getting
in the way of his plan

1177
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,320
to frighten the
cats of Kakamucho

1178
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,560
so that he could wipe
their town off the map

1179
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:57,840
in order to make his
palace absolutely perfect.

1180
01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,640
Wha...?

1181
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:02,160
Did I leave anything out?

1182
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,400
Brains?

1183
01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:06,400
Well, Peek-a-boo... what've
you got to say for yourself?

1184
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:09,720
You want an explanation?
You're going to get one.

1185
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,200
I am...

1186
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,800
running away!

1187
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,280
Looks like we got a little
more samuraiing to do.

1188
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:50,320
Huh?

1189
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,240
Ugh!

1190
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,040
Oh, you...

1191
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:45,160
Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop!

1192
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:49,320
Right. I have something very
important to tell you, Hank.

1193
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:50,760
What is it?

1194
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:52,320
I am your father.

1195
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:54,160
- No, you're not.
- No, I'm not.

1196
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,520
Ha ha ha!

1197
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,360
I distracted you!

1198
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:04,080
I'm certainly not about to
get outwitted by a stupid dog

1199
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:07,880
who's not even a real samurai!

1200
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,320
Oh, but you're wrong.

1201
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:10,760
I am a real samurai.

1202
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,640
I got a cup right
here that says so.

1203
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:17,040
Ahh!

1204
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,120
Ahh!

1205
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:21,160
Grab on!

1206
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,840
Ugh!

1207
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,880
No! No, see, Ohga!

1208
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:27,840
You don't understand
this concept, do you?

1209
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,280
I will save you!

1210
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:36,480
Oh, my!

1211
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,680
No, no, no! Oh...

1212
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,120
What the flush?!

1213
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,040
Ohga, are you feeling
what I'm feeling?

1214
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,520
I am, sir.

1215
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:49,440
Thar she blows!

1216
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:03,360
This palace is gonna blow.

1217
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,520
And when it does, all this
water's going straight down to...

1218
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:07,840
- Kakamucho!
- Kakamucho!

1219
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,840
- What can we do?
- We don't have much time!

1220
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,760
We've gotta do something!

1221
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,440
One, please!

1222
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,600
Guys! You gotta help me!

1223
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,400
The giant toilet is overflowing!

1224
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,240
Have you tried
to jiggle the handle?!

1225
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:45,840
Too late for that!
But I have an idea!

1226
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:52,200
- We're listening!
- But you better make it snappy!

1227
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:54,560
I know we've had our
differences, but I feel like the times

1228
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,240
we've actually worked together
we've really accomplished a lot,

1229
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,280
so if you trust me I think
we can save the town!

1230
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:00,640
That was pretty snappy!

1231
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:02,280
What do you want us to do?

1232
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,120
Dig!

1233
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,600
But cat's don't dig!

1234
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,520
Okay, so you don't
dig. Can you swim?

1235
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,480
You heard him, dig!

1236
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:00,200
Hurry up!

1237
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,680
No!

1238
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,520
Where are they? Where are they?

1239
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:14,760
Help, help!

1240
01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:18,360
Help!

1241
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:30,240
Emiko!

1242
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,400
I've got you!

1243
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:33,120
Well, that pretty
much wraps things up.

1244
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,760
Almost 85 minutes exactly.

1245
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:40,440
All that's left is appointing a
new samurai for Kakamucho.

1246
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,400
Well, what do you say, Jimbo?

1247
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,760
- Me, my Lord?
- Hey, why not?

1248
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:47,400
I can't think of anyone
better. Can you?

1249
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:52,080
I can. Kakamucho
already has a samurai.

1250
01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:55,840
The dog? He can't be a
samurai! He can't be anywhere.

1251
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,840
It's the law. You
know the rules!

1252
01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:59,880
No dogs allowed.
It's not personal.

1253
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:02,520
It's just business. And
you know what they say:

1254
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,160
There's no business...

1255
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:07,200
- like Shogun business!
- Exact-ally!

1256
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:09,480
But he's not a dog.

1257
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,960
He's... he's my friend.

1258
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,480
And more than that,
he's our samurai.

1259
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,160
He is?

1260
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,960
That's what I was
trying to tell you.

1261
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,880
Wow. You live nine lives,
you get to see everything.

1262
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:25,160
Who knew, a dog samurai?

1263
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,880
Hank is not a dog samurai.

1264
01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:29,760
Hank is a great Samurai!

1265
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,280
A truly great samurai!

1266
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,240
Woof, woof, woof, woof!

1267
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:40,400
Then I dub thee... Town
Samurai of Kakamucho.

1268
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:43,920
Eh... Actually, you already
officially appointed him.

1269
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:45,080
I did?

1270
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,160
I had an official samurai
cup and everything.

1271
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,760
Oh, well, if you had an
official cup and everything,

1272
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,680
I don't know what that means,

1273
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,800
but I bet you don't
have an official sword!

1274
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,480
Wait, please wait!

1275
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:06,560
Thank you. But I can't
accept this hon our.

1276
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,520
- Why not?
- Yeah, why not?

1277
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,160
I have a contract
with my teacher

1278
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:14,560
that says I haven't
yet finished my training.

1279
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:22,800
But there is someone else that's
most deserving of this hon our.

1280
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:26,520
Emiko. You are a true samurai.

1281
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,280
- The little one?
- Yes, my Lord.

1282
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,560
She's always defended the town.

1283
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,440
I will carry it with hon our.

1284
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:37,400
I know you will.

1285
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:45,800
Emiko!

1286
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:52,520
So, how does it feel
to be a real samurai?

1287
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:56,240
Good, but not as good as it will
feel someday when I'm the shogun.

1288
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:58,440
The shogun? You?

1289
01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:01,360
You know something?

1290
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:04,400
That ain't such a bad
idea. Sure, why not?

1291
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:07,640
And I gotta tell ya... It's
good to be the shogun!

1292
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:19,560
Milk's on me!

1293
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:25,080
Kind of warms your
heart, doesn't it?

1294
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,800
Ugh! Ow!

1295
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,760
- What's that for?
- Defend yourself!

1296
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,640
Ow! Wait, wait, stop!

1297
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:32,760
- Stop, stop, no. T-Time out.
- No!

1298
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,640
- That hurts!
- Gotcha again! Haha!

1299
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,680
Ow! How does that feel?

1300
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,040
This is my favourite part.
The part where <i>YOU</i> suffer!

1301
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:42,320
Take that, take that!

1302
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,040
Ah, gotcha again!

1303
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,520
Hey, who's doing the
whacking now? C'mon! C'mon!

1304
01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:08,040
<i>♪ Who's the coolest cat
In all the land ♪</i>

1305
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:09,480
<i>♪ Hank's his name ♪</i>

1306
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:12,280
<i>♪ Who's got moves
Nobody understands ♪</i>

1307
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:13,840
<i>♪ Hank's got game ♪</i>

1308
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:16,080
<i>♪ Don't have to mark
His territory ♪</i>

1309
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:18,680
<i>♪ He's got his own fame
And origin story ♪</i>

1310
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:22,360
<i>♪ Hank, he's the coolest cat ♪</i>

1311
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,960
<i>♪ Who thinks justice
Is its own reward? ♪</i>

1312
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:26,560
<i>♪ Hank sure does ♪</i>

1313
01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:29,360
<i>♪ All the ladies love
His giant sword ♪</i>

1314
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:30,800
<i>♪ And his fuzz ♪</i>

1315
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,800
<i>♪ He'll sneak up on ya
Just like a fox ♪</i>

1316
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:35,120
<i>♪ So smooth, he don't need
A little box ♪</i>

1317
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:36,560
<i>♪ He's Hank ♪</i>

1318
01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:38,920
<i>♪ He's the coolest cat ♪</i>

1319
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:41,840
<i>♪ Never fear ♪</i>

1320
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:45,560
<i>♪ Always there when Duty calls ♪</i>

1321
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,280
<i>♪ He's your hero ♪</i>

1322
01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,120
<i>♪ He's got the biggest heart ♪</i>

1323
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,440
<i>♪ And even bigger ham balls ♪</i>

1324
01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:57,800
<i>♪ H-A-N-K, Hank ♪</i>

1325
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:01,520
<i>There's lots of cats in this world,
but nobody chases tails, his own,</i>

1326
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,680
<i>or anybody else as good as Hank.</i>

1327
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,120
<i>♪ Yeah we know it ♪</i>

1328
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:08,520
<i>It's like he's got nine lives,
and he's living them all</i>

1329
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,240
<i>at the same time.</i>

1330
01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:11,800
<i>And to the fullest.</i>

1331
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:13,520
<i>♪ He won't blow it ♪</i>

1332
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,678
<i>♪ Oh sure, he's kinda scrawny
And should go to the gym ♪</i>

1333
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:17,238
<i>♪ But he's got a certain
Je ne sais quoi ♪</i>

1334
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,960
<i>♪ Say what? 
Some bullies were mercilessly ♪</i>

1335
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,000
<i>♪ Picking on him ♪</i>

1336
01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:22,200
<i>♪ So a samurai appeared
To save his butt ♪</i>

1337
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,200
<i>♪ So now he's on a mission
To be a big deal ♪</i>

1338
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,040
<i>♪ Gonna make some evil-doers
Taste his steel ♪</i>

1339
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:29,200
<i>♪ You're much safer
When this cat's nearby ♪</i>

1340
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,640
<i>♪ Me-e-ow ♪</i>

1341
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,200
<i>♪ Try to fight this cat
The fur will fly ♪</i>

1342
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,640
<i>♪ Pow, pow, pow ♪</i>

1343
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,120
<i>♪ If someone dares
To break the law ♪</i>

1344
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:40,480
<i>♪ They'll face the fury
Of the paws of Hank ♪</i>

1345
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:43,480
<i>♪ His coat has got
A healthy sheen ♪</i>

1346
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:47,640
<i>♪ Nobody licks himself
As clean as Hank ♪</i>

1347
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:50,080
<i>♪ He sees the world
in black and white ♪</i>

1348
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:52,760
<i>♪ A canine samurai
That's right, he's... ♪</i>

1349
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,680
<i>What, a canine? Hank is a dog?</i>

1350
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,520
<i>I thought we were singing
about a cat.</i>

1351
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:59,200
<i>He's the coolest cat,
who happens to be a dog.</i>

1352
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:01,960
<i>Nuh-uh, no way!
We're out of here!</i>

1353
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,040
<i>A slobbering dog
can't be no samurai! Please!</i>

1354
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:06,960
<i>♪ Hold your head high, Hank... ♪</i>

1355
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,120
<i>'Cause you're gonna
show 'em all...</i>

1356
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:11,040
<i>♪ ..That even with the bones
You chew ♪</i>

1357
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,240
<i>♪ And your breath that smells
Like doggy-doo ♪</i>

1358
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:15,400
<i>♪ 'Cause when I come
dancing I got you ♪</i>

1359
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:18,120
<i>♪ 'Cause you're
The coolest cat ♪</i>

1360
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:21,320
<i>Even if you're a dog.</i>

1361
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:22,760
<i>♪ UNDERDOG ♪</i>

1362
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,440
<i>♪ I AM THE GREATEST ♪</i>

1363
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:22,520
Ugh, dog-gone it.

1364
01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:25,400
Still. At least I don't have to do
the sequel.